So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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