First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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