Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
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yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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