...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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