Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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