Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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