Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Semen is not good for contacts.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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