You're a womanizer and a bitch.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
that is very illegal...i love you.
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