So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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