in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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