I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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