dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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