I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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