We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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