My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
pray to the hookup gods
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize