I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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