Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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