did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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