Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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