yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
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Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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