So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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