Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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