Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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