There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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