My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
this boner is exhausting
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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