evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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