I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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