after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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