Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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