the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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