She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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