it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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