i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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