This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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