they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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