I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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