i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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