It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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