I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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