doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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