Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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