The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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