i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
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He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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