Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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