do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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It's never too late to be topless.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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