i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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