About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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