The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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