Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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