I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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